But it’s not.
Feel free to interpret though smile
So, I just had the worst coffee in human history!!
Seriously, like oh my gosh I’m dying.
Actually I’m still sitting in the cafe so I really hope no one here reads English…..
Everything here looks so cute and homey and the cupcake thingy I ordered with my cappuccino is tasty too!!! [Update: No. Noooo it really isn’t.] And everything seems so perfect! Which is why a little part of my died when my first sip from the wonderful foam cup of heavenly bliss made my want to gag (but I’m a lady so I didn’t).
Oh sweet cupcake no! Ohmygosh this must be some kind of record!!
Oh dear mother I had to force myself to swallow, oh heavens it makes me want to puke!!
Ok…. Ok…. Think Cora. THINK!
What do you do?
Force down the coffee like a big girl and cleanse my mouth with water (and mints and chewing gum and chocolate and again some mints for good measure) ?
Or take the rest of your cupcake and run like the wind leaving this abomination of a coffee in my dust?
You may think I’m overreacting but I, for the love within me (and the little self respect I have left), can NOT drink this coffee!!!!! The smell alone is enough to make me wrinkle my nose (I wish I were kidding…).
See! This is why I love Starbucks!!! I know for a fact that every single one has endless supplies of soy or lactose free milk so I don’t have to go around awkwardly asking and then ordering tea instead. I also know for a fact that the coffee at Starbucks is drinkable!!!!
And FYI for all you “but it’s so expensive there” people (admittedly I used to be one of them, but the tides have turned) I just payed the same amount of money for this little bowl of dishwater as a Grande Cappuccino would normally cost.
Ya see where I’m going with this???
The price quality balance has been disrupted!!!!
Therefore I shall not pay. *slams fist onto table*
Haha just kidding.
Or am I? *smiles mysteriously*
Ok guys I’m bailing.
See y’all in jail! ;)