5 moments in my life when I wished I were somewhere else

Don’t worry I won’t use the oblivious: “that one time I found out my dad died” that would just be boring wink

(Please note, for this and every post yet to come:  I have a twisted kind of humor, especially concerning anything related to the death of my dad. My mom thinks it’s a copying mechanism but I’m pretty sure it’s just part of my warped personalty….