My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Mantras

[Please note: My computer crashed on me yesterday evening and I just got it back up, which is why my Listless Tuesday is a day late… Apologies. oops ]

 

Today was a really, really, reeeeaally not good day. Not good.

It all started when I woke up at 4 freaking 30 AM and couldn’t go back to sleep. I decided to update my theme and fine tune a few things around here, when I was met by a huge black and white photograph of a young boy advertising my current theme and I for the love within me couldn’t get that little sucker down.

After about an hour of hitting the keyboard and silently screaming in frustration I realized I forgot a very important thing I had to do today.

School.

No need to say I was running late. And as I saw just how late I was I found the solution to my oversized boy problem. Now the only thing I need to sort out is the menu. The stupid thing keeps jumping around and you can’t click on the sub menu. Go ahead try it. It’s impossible…

Naturally I was hella late for school and things went pretty much down hill from then.

Although as I sip my coffee while typing this, blinded by the afternoon sun that is streaming through my window and totally ignoring my homework load, I can’t help but feel a little smile tugging at my lips.

Anyways as I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who had a rough day today I thought I’d share some of my mantras that help get me through the day. Or through life in general.  Who knows maybe I’ll catch some of you in the morning (time difference ‘n all) and prevent the no good very bad day from even happening! bigsmile

 

 

♣ the universe is gonna owe my for this one….

 ♣I’m going to kill those bitches with kindness

♣well at least this could be blog worthy material

♣ I get to practice my talk to me and I will kill you look (I’m really getting good at this!! smile But I have to be careful a friend told me I sometime wear that look in class, which would explain why my German teacher stopped calling on me…)

♣ it’s going to have to end sometime (this is most often used in particularly tedious lessons or horrible days and is categorized under “last resort”)

♣ bad day = breakfast for lunch smile

♣ I got this friend, her name is Karma, and she is going to whoop yo ass. cool

♣ Iiiiiii am the master of patience and self controooooool. Nothing can disrupt me. This is nothing but a teeest. (this needs to be thought quickly and in the Uuuuummm voice meditating people use )

♣ I have absolutely no words to describe this day. I do, however, have some hand gestures.

 

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go deal with my hip hop hipadi hop sub menu.

 

Cora and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day [Pic]

 

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One thought on “My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Mantras

  1. *laughs* No! How vexing. I hate waking up early. I’m one of those chaps that would just sleep in–forever, probably. Love those sayings! Very cool.

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